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Vehicle: Three​-​Four​-​Five

by Damon Bostrom

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Lying awake; In shame, in empty Wormy bed. Rude light insists That I arise And face the day: “Don't be ashamed to rise-” Yes, but look upon my life... "Time now to walk Feed Little Life; The sun is rising."
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Gimme you pigeon With you built-in straw I bake blood pudding Like my ex-grandma! It gets too heavy Jump in the pool, You swim like Angel In a fat fish school. You spilled my pitcher? Suck it off the floor; If it don't roll back, I'll pour out some more! Chorus: I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess... Buy me an airplane Fly me to Nice, It's too damned quiet I buy the police! Chorus: I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess... Buy me a fanclub On the raging right, Build a new whore-house ‘Fore I take to flight. Chorus: I guess it's okay, If that's what you want. I guess it's okay, If that's what you want. I don't give up ‘Cause I got no shame; Don't like my pleasure? How do you like pain? I got more money Than Christian God, Don't call me lucky Call me Ichabod.
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5. Ballad 03:59
Gabrolioliolo He takes you where you want to go, He even sings the songs you know, Your jolly Taxi Jack! He know the streets, the restaurants too, The bars, hotels, the best ways through, Knows everything fond hearts pursue- Your wiley Taxi Jack! The sager knave I doubt you’ll find, Nor quicker wit, nor sharper mind; You’ll never hear one word unkind From Captain Taxi Jack! Armed and wary when he prowl: His words, his wits, his grin, his scowl; Long hours in weather fair or foul; Old stalwart, Taxi Jack! He guides you safe through grimy ways, Through dangers of the back street maze; Where fool and cut-throat lurks and lays, “Knight Errant Taxi Jack!” He hauls the blind, the lame the ill, He cleans up all your bio-spill, Just pay your fare, he’ll serve your will- Your hireling, Taxi Jack! He keeps con-men and thieves at bay, Diverts the madness night and day; Avoids the wrecks along the way- An angel’s got his back! 'Cause here he dwells, in cheap hotel Dank monument, grim crumbling shell; A denizen of rotting dell- He’s just another hack! When driven-lonely, seems so good (When starving, even spoiled food) Worm sickness enters in his blood; “From front seat moves he back.” His eyes grow dim, his flesh blooms sores (Bright compliment to brief amours) Love’s casualty, good friend to whores- Old randy, Taxi Jack! Wan face, grey-greenish pallor pall; But back in the front seat, Sit tall! To sickness, not despair you’ll fall! Lost noble, Taxi Jack! Fiacre, Help to Poor Chauffeurs, Restrain our wills, when siren lures, Though we, alas! Neglect thy cures, God save Your Taxi Jack!
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Feel the chilling air? Caught me unaware, Unaware. Resting until noon, Daylight comes too soon Everyday. Come to Angel Bar, Seems you’ve traveled far; Wings are sore. Who turned Madness free? Bathe her in the sea, In the foam. Climb Thee orange tree; Raging Dog is me- Hide from me.
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Driver: Cabby knocking’ at your door, Grab your wallet, Shoes to the floor! Saturday night, We’re ready to roll! Traffic’s movin’ right along, What’s the station’s plays your favorite song? Saturday night, We’re heading’ downtown! Customer: Saturday Jack- Back in th’ hack; Makin’ the scene, Stop at the store, I know the score! Know what I mean? Driver: I don’t know, Slicker than yer new tattoo, Your mother wouldn’t recognize you- Saturday night, Let’s find you a bar. Or we could Load up all your bestie buds, Now be careful with yer booze and yer suds! Saturday night, Sure packin’ ‘em in.. Customer: On the terrain, Offa the chain, Makin’ it fly; Find me some blow, After the show, Gonna know why! Driver: I don’t know. Duet: Pick ‘em up before the dawn, Gonna get their party on- Saturday night, It’s Saturday night.
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3. (lyric) Dr. Allen (sings): Do you not Know of a Clean hotel? Driver (spoken): Well we got yer Owl Lodge nearby, Knight’s Inn, Highland Towers, No-Tell Motel, Comfort Suites, Wayward Winds, Lazy Eight, Spanish Trail, Star Motel, Dr. Allen (sings): Without paint, Bug spray, bleach, Toxic fumes… Driver (spoken): Motel Six, Motel Eight, Clarion, Best Western… Come in here with me! Can you not smell…? (traffic noises) Dr. Allen (sings): No carpet, Fragrance free, I can’t sleep In electromag- Netic fields. Driver (spoken): Inn & Up, Doubletree, Lodge on the Desert, Candlelight Suites, Monterey, Hilton, Hyatt Regency, Viscount, Ventana Canyon… Dr. Allen (sings): Come in here with me! Can you not smell Poison here? 5 (Ballad): Thin, bruised face, a ghost, a wisp; Paper skin on revealed forearm bones, Dressed in disposable flannel hospital gown: Asking for a clean room that’s never cleaned- “A place that’s not been painted many years, With carpet never doused in chemicals, That’s never sprayed for insects, without smoke, I’m very ill and haven’t long to live.”- There’s no such place this century, Maybe in Bisbee, maybe Mexico; You could take the greyhound in the morning- You want us to come in, The night auditors and I, to smell the rooms?- “What do you smell, Does it smell pure to you?” Smells fine to me, “No, this one will not do. Perhaps a lawn-chair outside on the grass? “No, it's too cold. Please, try another room.” Look, We’ve driven around and around and around this town, You think this dirty cab more healthy than those hotel rooms? Old cigarette smoke and ashes, fungus, bacteria, Fumes from a million smoldering engines, Perfumes, cheep air freshener, toxic medications, opioids, crack cocaine, meth, formaldehyde, alcohol; Poisons spilled and, respired, and sweated through people, Flakes of dead skin, incontinace of the sick and the dying... I can’t help you Doctor. Your Gilead Is long gone, in the past or future; You’ll have to take your chances on the streets, I’m done here, and you owe me sixty bucks.
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Fare: How about, Those Wildcats? I like them too. Dennis Rod- Man’s sexy tats? I like them too. Of course you love A Pinot Noir? I like it too. In that brand New East Side bar; I like it too. Bought the latest J.D. Vance. Ever see Ted Nugent dance? 'Took a course From Robert's U; I liked it too. Sure is great In Te-ex-as, This year’s awesome Lexus, Yeezy’s cool Designer shoe; I like them too. Tune the dial To Tucker, please, I like him too. Oh to dine, At Applebees, Oh! the lake! And Ah! the seas! Florida- She’ll never freeze, I like it too...
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I’ve been around, I’ve seen many things I’d rather not Know, Oh yes... John sat up front; His name stitched On his polo shirt, Blue and white stitches... Five rode along, You see, It's my job To take you safety Where You want to go. But where to Do you want to be? When spirits are high; Who can discern Truth from jest Tell me who, Not I. (Spoken) An armed hand Opens door Plunges his knife Again, and again... Can't wake up, Can't keep things safe Drive where we would go No, no, no, no, no. Bleeding Brave John stands, Waits for a new ride; Driver failed, Doctor fails Even though Earnest little knives Flash! Flash! Flash! Useless sutures close His dying liver. A corpse has a name: A name ignored. In no news, Another drunk dead, Little Man, Big knife... (Sung) Yes, I’ve been around, I’ve seen many things I’d rather not have.... Many strange days I drove my cab Through the lanes, And the streets, And the alleys, In darkness, In madness. In grief, In rage.. Round and round Long asphalt roads Where nothing grows: Where the color of blood In the dark Stains black streets, Grim sidewalks, Plush upholstery...
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Hello Loser, Take me to the 'hood; Do what I tell ya, It's all good. Six little angels Fly from my sleigh: The Solid, The Holy, The Brighten the Day... Keep eyes forward, I take care of you; I got the green, Look! Take in the view. Don't need no address, I know where it's at; Turn when I tell you; I'll make it fat. Don 't ask no questions; Drive where I say; You've seen me Pigeon; You know I don't play. The meter's running, So I run the show: I run the ice, And the rock and the snow... Chorus: Dondequiers ("Donde viaje" second time) Cabron amigo, Yo no comprendo El objetivo! ------------------------- Please forgive my poor (South Tucson cabby) Spanish but the words mean: Wherever you want ("Where I travel" second time) My cuckhold-billygoat-bastard friend? I can't comprehend The purpose!
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I must sleep, Bright day comes; White eye of the sun Will burn me. Still more miles Then I travel, Can I stay awake? No, I rest. Just a moments rest. Just a moments rest. Just a moments rest.

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This collection started as some of short pieces (based on the interplay of periodic events of three, four, and five units) to perform on the street using funky weird iPad apps, it morphed into a palindrome-song-cycle for cab-driver-catharsis, then into an conceptual-album-oriented-rock-operetta, then to a snickering-sardonic-nostalgic-radio-drama...
A Day in the Life
The 20th century taxi driver is as extinct as the knight errant or the cowboy. The tough, independent, glib character, the morally and legally ambiguous lifestyle did not survive ubiquitous car ownership, mobile computer dispatching, and the hyper-capitalism of Uber, Lyft etc. Gone the radio lingo, the driver and regulars to whom the rhythms of the city, its migrating vices, its richness and tragedy were both home and hostile territory. Drivers were underpaid chauffeurs, counsellors, allies, co-conspirators, enablers, friends, finks, predators, prey and saviors. The worked all hours, lived and died in hack, cheap hotels, worked second jobs, and ran covert business on the side. Among taxi drivers were people of any race, level of education, idealism, courage, integrity, morality, sanity sobriety, worldview and background.
Do I miss it?

After reading Browning's dramatic monologues, and the character studies in "The Canterbury Tales", I thought, "Do I really think I can tell any truth about a character in a less than three minute pop song format?" But since the average length of relationship between driver and customer is about 15 minutes, the form reflects the truth of the level of intimacy- that intimacy which is really between driver and his increasingly tenuous hold on his sanity.

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released February 3, 2023

Fiacre de frontera,
"We pander to your progression"

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Damon Bostrom Arizona

Classically trained composer, performer, videographer, poet, and alternative homesteader in S.E. Arizona

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